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Post by Teddiousbear on Feb 19, 2013 23:35:20 GMT -5
I'm surprised we lacked a Dwarf Fortress Thread. Basically the idea of the thread is to share stories or lore about dwarf fortress, and your experiences with it, for better or for worse.
I think it was 0.34.11, one of my longest adventure mode characters that lasted a few in game months, had just finished a raid on a goblin village with his band of nine-teen malicious and rowdy dwarf extremist. As we were about to sleep for the night, I got a message a few moments afterwards saying we were disturbed and what not. What I thought was a harmless goblin child saying that we had to ask if we could stay for the night, was really a goblin child wielding a Whale Leather shoe, (I think it was) with the intent of killing me. He fulfilled his plan, strangling me to death by a fucking shoe. Fuck goblins.
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Post by elzappo on Feb 20, 2013 3:41:46 GMT -5
2 years ago when I was still learning dwarf fortress i had my first tantrum spiral. ;D
A craftsman went mad and hit a donkey..the donkey kicked him to death instantly and the dwarves wife started rampaging. Long story short...about 50 dwarves dead and I thought: "Woah..damn my poor fort", when I saw that the donkey was still alive and somewhere deep inside the fort was one single dwarf who somehow didn't care at all. I checked on him and saw that said donkey was his pet.
I laughed when he grabbed a bucket, started cleaning the fort and disposing his "friends"..living happily after with his donkey like "FUFU FUFU ROFL ALL MINE NOW!!". Took a while until migrants began coming again, but damn that little fella will always be remembered.
First tantrum spiral is the only thing i really remember except cats falling into my fresh water reservoir during construction, poisoning my fort and screwing over my plans (happens often to me. Silly little cats..tsts)
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Post by Craimer Xegen on Feb 20, 2013 16:56:56 GMT -5
First time I really played DF I was coached by Revo, but everything eventually went to shit when a raid started and a barred up my Dwarves.
They all eventually died from miasma and dwarves going insane. I honestly never touched DF after that because it's changed so much, and I forgot how to play.
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Post by tdcoolguy on Feb 20, 2013 17:06:15 GMT -5
A few months ago on Dwarf Fortress, I got a quest to kill a necromancer in a tower very close by so I was my careless self and went there. What I didn't find out that there are four other necromancers living with the necromancer I have to kill, it was a dwarf, a human, a elf, and I think two more dwarves. So I got my ass royally fucked by a bunch of zombies and five necromancers. Later I came back for revenge, but I was a human vampire this time and to my surprise zombies don't attack vampires so after killing all the necromancers (took a while) I decided to read the books, and become a Vampire Necromancer. Then I got lost in the catacombs in a city
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